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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 18:32:51 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 18:32:51 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 20:59:36 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 20:59:36 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 21:04:51 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 21:04:51 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 21:17:37 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 21:17:37 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 21:29:42 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 21:29:42 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 21:46:44 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 21:46:44 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 12, 2007 22:04:15 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 12, 2007 22:04:15 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 15, 2007 10:28:12 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 15, 2007 10:28:12 GMT 1
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parrot
Oct 18, 2007 9:18:26 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 18, 2007 9:18:26 GMT 1
pugwash jokes
3 generations o prossies in one family sat having tea. daughter says 'i got £30 fer a blow job last night mum says 'in my day we were grateful for a £10' gran says 'in MY day we were glad of a warm drink'
2 prossies standing on streetcorner one says 'gonna be a good night tonight, i can smell thingy in the air' t'other says 'sorry, i just burped'
little john walks into his parents bedroom and sees his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs throws a pillow at him and shouts 'get out' a little while later dad hears a noise coming from john's room, he rushes in and his horrified to see john shagging his gran John just looks at him and shouts "not so funny when it's your mam is it ?"
Little boy in bath with his mum, notices herladybush and asks "mum, what's that hairy thing?" Mum says "it's my sponge" boy says "oh yeah,auntie kim got one and i seen her wash dads face with it"
7 englishmen and and Irishman in a rape line up.The victim walks in and paddy shouts "that's her, the ugly f**ker"
Paddy weighs 20st and goes to doc who puts him on a diet."i want you to eat regularly for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks. You should lose 5lbs" when paddy returned to the docs he was shocked Paddy had lost 4 stone. "that's amazing" said doc Paddy nodded "I'll tell you b'jesus i taut i was gonn die by de turd day" "what from hunger?" asks the doc. "no ,from all the f**king skipping"
Coming soon IMMIGRANT TV with these great shows:
Currynation St Ahmedale Pakarama Middle Eastenders Britains got Talibans You've been bombed BlackPeter Postman Pak
and for our israeli friends
Scooby Jew
humpty dumpty was sat on a rock little bo beep was sucking his thingy as soon as he came she started to weep she knew from the taste he'd been knobbing her sheep
Man walks in from the pub late and very drunk.Wife says "ok smart arse, explain the lipstick on yer shirt.""f**kin easy" he said."i used me shirt to wipe me thingy!"
A trucker has been on the road for 3 weeks solid...exhausted he stops at a brothel, drops 500 quid on the table and demands the ugliest woman in the house and a bacon buttie...The owner says "sir for that money you can have my finest lady and a 3 course meal" The trucker says...." i'm not horny, i'm f**king homesick!!!"
a rich man and and a poor man buy presents for the wives, rich man says 'i've bought my wife a bmw and a diamond ring. That way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in the bmw and still be happy" poor man says "i bought my wife a pair o slipper and a dildo,that way if she don't like the slippers she can go f**k herself"
p:s if yer a pc tree hugging liberal go fcuk yerself
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parrot
Oct 21, 2007 9:38:03 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 21, 2007 9:38:03 GMT 1
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Vix
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parrot
Oct 21, 2007 16:16:17 GMT 1
Post by Vix on Oct 21, 2007 16:16:17 GMT 1
Can we deduce from your latest flurry of activity that you're bored Mr Warren?? ;D
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parrot
Oct 21, 2007 19:52:05 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 21, 2007 19:52:05 GMT 1
yes got it i one . oh princess of pebbleshire
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parrot
Oct 23, 2007 20:52:32 GMT 1
Post by rainsheep on Oct 23, 2007 20:52:32 GMT 1
oh the joys of early retirement eh bun! x
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parrot
Oct 23, 2007 21:38:08 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 23, 2007 21:38:08 GMT 1
aye jane board stiff excuse the pun was at the hospital the day got more nuts news
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parrot
Oct 26, 2007 9:51:05 GMT 1
Post by bun on Oct 26, 2007 9:51:05 GMT 1
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